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Episode titles for season 3:
3.1:   Lazy, Hazy, Crazy Days
3.2:   Haunted Leg
3.3:   Application Anxiety
3.4:   One Has Class and the Other One Dyes
3.5:   Eight o'clock at the Oasis
3.6:   Take the Deviled Eggs
3.7:   They Shoot Gilmores, Don't They?
3.8:   Let The Games Begin
3.9:   A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving
3.10: That'll Do Pig
3.11: I Solemnly Swear
3.12: Lorelai Out of Water
3.13: Dear Richard and Emily
3.14: Swan Song
3.15: Face Off
3.16: The Big One
3.17: A Tale of Poes and Fire
3.18: Remembrance of Things Past
3.19:
Keg! Max!
3.20: ??

Episodes  
 Episode: 3.17 A Tale of Poes and Fire

A group of Edgar Allen Poe fanatics have come to stay at the Independence Inn. Lorelai and Michel are talking about the Poe group. The group disturbs Michel, who is fine with Edgar Allen Poe as a person but doesn't believe that people should gather in groups of more than four people for things other than dancing or funerals.

Lorelai gives a couple their room key and makes a joke from "The Tell-Tale Heart". The couple looks confused and walks away. Lorelai doesn't understand why they didn't get the joke, and Michel tells her that they weren't part of the Poe group.

Another man, named Fred, comes to the desk. Lorelai makes yet another Poe joke, and Fred tells her, "It's just a hobby, we're not freaks." After Lorelai gives him his room key and he leaves, Michel suggests that she stop trying to "cute things up."

We're in a plain backroom of Wal-Mart, where thirty or so vested employees are gathered. Jess stands against the wall. Luke slips in and sits in the back, unnoticed by Jess. The store manager makes a speech about the "Associate of the Month" award. Jess smiles awkwardly as the store manager makes a cheesy speech about him.

Later on, the store manager approaches Luke and hands him a Polaroid of an unsmiling Jess, which reads "Associate of the Month". Luke thanks him for it and then stares at the picture, apparently concerned.

Lorelai, Rory, Luke, Nicole, Kirk, Dean, Lindsay, etc. are in the audience at an Edgar Allen Poe reading at Miss Patty's, hosted by the Edgar Allen Poe society. Fred is dressed as Poe (complete with stuffed raven) and reciting Poe's "The Raven". Lorelai and Rory are sitting in the back, whispering about Yale. Lorelai tells Rory that Yale is the best drama school and says that Rory should put that in the "Pro" column. Rory says that she's not taking drama, but Lorelai says that Rory will see some great on-campus performances and may even see the next Meryl Streep.

Rory and Lorelai notice a man on the front row dressed identically to Fred. The "Second Poe" is glaring at Fred, who's still reciting on the stage. Rory and Lorelai mention that it's like a Poe story in and of itself, and toss around funny titles like, "The Case of the Two Poes". Then Lorelai spots Dean and a tall girl, who Rory says is Lindsay. "Wow. He bagged a big one." Lorelai says. Dean notices them and waves, but when Lindsay sees Rory she seems less than thrilled. "I think Lindsay's ready to go to the ghetto on you." Lorelai says. Rory tries making excuses, saying that Lindsay is really nice. Lorelai reminds Rory of the time that Lindsay gave her a magnet shaped like Mark Twain's head, and says that Lindsay should mellow as both Dean and Rory have moved on.

Later in the scene:

Lorelai starts talking with Luke, who is sitting nearby with Nicole. Fred notices them chatting and glares at them. Rory and Lorelai hope that he won't put a curse on them, or complain to Lorelai when he's back to being Fred the dentist from Tampa. Nicole whispers to Lorelai and holds out a pen. "You're an angel. Thanks." Lorelai says. Nicole says that she'll need it back. Rory whispers to Lorelai that Nicole's pulling a little Lindsay attitude.

Later in the scene:

Fred finishes up, and the Poe Society's leader, Iris, takes the stage. Lorelai and Rory see Fred and the Second Poe in deep discussion, both looking unhappy. Miss Patty fills them in. Apparently they were supposed to do two different readings, but got their signals crossed and both came prepared to do "The Raven". Lorelai wonders what will happen if they start fighting. "Will it punch a hole in the space/time continuum?"

Iris takes the stage again and announces that Second Poe will be giving a second rendition of "The Raven", allowing the to "compare and contrast interpretations of Poe's most famous work." Lorelai and Rory groan, and wish they had a flask there so they could play the "Nevermore" drinking game. Rory wonders if it was Poe's own work that drove him to the bottle.

Later on that night, Lorelai and Rory are leaving Miss Patty's when Fred approaches them, still in Poe character. He asks Rory if she's considering attending Harvard, and tells her that he was born in Boston, but attended West Point. The other Poe approaches and starts to contradict Fred's Poe facts. They start to bicker.

Later in the episode:

Lorelai and Luke are talking. Lorelai is suggesting that Jess has maybe stopped going to school, but Luke refuses to believe it. "He knows the rules. He's got to graduate to keep living with me." Lorelai regrets bringing it up and they go their separate ways.

Kirk is asking Second Poe how he can have a career as a Poe. Second Poe tries to explain that it's just a hobby, but Kirk doesn't understand. "Yes, but how can I have a career as a Poe?"

Later in the episode:

Lorelai and Rory arrive at the Independence Inn, where guests, Sookie, Michel, and other employees are standing around in pajamas and coats as firemen work around the building. There's also a fire truck with flashing lights.

Later in the scene:

The fire chief explains things to Lorelai. The fire is almost out, the structure is stable, and they'll be able to get back in the building in 24 hours. Lorelai tells the chief that she'll erect an 80-foot tall statue of him in the Inn. Then she snaps back into leadership mode and starts assigning tasks to Rory, Michel, Sookie, and the other employees.

Later in the episode:

The Independence Inn guests are having breakfast at Luke's. Sookie bulldozes Luke out of the kitchen so that she can cook her special food. Lorelai apologizes and tells Luke that if he just says the word, they'll go. After a minute, he says that it's okay and goes upstairs. "You're a doll." Lorelai says. As Luke exits, he hears Sookie in the back telling the cooks, "No, get rid of it. Dump it, dump it, I don't want to see it." Luke looks miserable at being so out of control.

Lorelai is on her way to Miss Patty's when she spots Rory entertaining a bunch of kids, including Fred's son, with a puppet show. Rory is astonished that the kids are interested, as she keeps repeating the same material over and over again, and named the puppets Mr. and Mrs. Sock Puppet. The kids call for Rory to come back, but she has to go to school. So Lorelai goes over to the kids and tells them to go to the diner and have breakfast with their families, and then ask the nice man in the baseball cap and flannel shirt to do sock puppets for them. "And if he says no, just ask him louder. It's part of the game!" The kids get excited and run over to the diner. Rory and Lorelai head over to Miss Patty's.

There's an emergency Independence Inn workstation set up. Michel is on the computer while Miss Patty takes phone calls and Babette is fascinated by the computer.

Later in the episode:

Paris is really upset that she didn't get accepted to Harvard. She feels that it's her punishment for having sex with Jamie, and doesn't know how she'll tell her parents. Rory brings Paris some schoolwork. Paris is sitting on her couch watching TV and doesn't want to stop watching her show. Rory leaves, and Paris tentatively looks at the schoolwork that Rory brought.

Lorelai is at the house, getting the guests set up. Fred Jr., who's sleeping on the couch, keeps calling Lorelai "Ma'am" which weirds Lorelai out. Fred comes downstairs and asks Lorelai where the toothpaste is. Lorelai goes into Rory's room, where she's making up the bed for Fred and his wife. Rory says that having other people sleep in her bed feels a little weird.

Later in the scene:

Lorelai is talking to Rory about her suspicions about Jess. Rory doesn't believe it either, and goes to Lane's house, where she'll be staying the night.

The doorbell rings. Lorelai goes to answer it and discovers a couple (the same couple at the beginning of the episode that she made the Poe joke to) who she thought had left, but they've come back to stay the night at her house like she'd offered. Lorelai is taken aback but hides it. She points them upstairs, to her bedroom. She jokingly asks Frank Jr. if there's room on the couch for her too.

Rory and Lane are at Kim's Antique store, setting up a trundle bed for the night. Lane has Second Poe and his wife sleeping in her bed. "I hope for your sake that they're very, very tired." Rory says.

Later in the episode

Lorelai is outside of Luke's building, asking if she can stay there for the night. A crotchety old neighbor thinks that Lorelai is talking to her and starts yelling. Lorelai asks Luke to throw his keys down, but he says that he'll just come down himself. Lorelai stand there self-consciously as the lady continues to yell at her.

Lorelai sleeps in Luke's bed and Luke sleeps on the couch or with Jess. There's a very good scene between them where Lorelai tells Luke about her dream that she had in "Lazy Hazy Crazy Days" (about them being married and her pregnant with twins).

Later in the episode:

The fire chief is taking Lorelai, Sookie, and Michel back into the Inn. Lorelai starts making plans for that night, but the fire chief is a little hesitant. "Anyone give you a heads up about what's inside? You might want to wait 'till you get inside to make your plans." He opens up the door and they step in. "And go slow."

The Independence Inn is gone, but there will be a new bed and breakfast.

Luke and Lorelai find out that Jess hasn't been attending school, but working at Wal-Mart full time.

Lorelai tells Luke about her dream of them married and her pregnant with his twins.. from LHCD.   Lorelai starts to tell Luke about the dream cause he goes to set the alarm clock and she said she has deja vu and then explains what she means.The script says the both realize the conversation is intimate and they get self conscious then he turns off the light lost in thought.

Jess goes to see Rory when she is staying at Lane's and lies to her about still going to school. This is their only scene together throughout the episode.

Alex isn't mentioned in this episode. Though, he's still going out with Lorelai.

Rory decides on Yale in episode 18.

Episode: 3.18 Remembrance of Things Past

It's Lorelai's birthday.  Rory wants to make her the 'world's largest pizza'.

Rory tells her grandparents that she has decided to go to Yale.

Lorelai gets $75,000 from an investment Richard put in her name.  She uses the money to pay back her parents for the loan for Chilton.  This sparks a fight because Emily thinks they won't come over for Friday night dinner anymore.

Paris gets a nose ring and her nose becomes infected.

Luke catches Jess skipping school to go work at Walmart.

Luke meets Nicoles parents.Luke comes over and does 5 hours of handyman stuff for Lorelai's birthday.  Lorelai tries to get him to do things like her laundry.

No, Chris isn't at the party or even mentioned in the episode. In fact, the party is at the end of the episode and we only see Lorelai and Rory walking to the party at Miss Patty's after Friday dinner at the Gilmores. No actual party scenes.
There is much drama at the dinner because Richard never told Emily about the money he invested for Lorelai (it's actually $75,000, not $100,000.)

Luke "steals" Jess's car to prevent him from going to work. Jess and Rory have a cute dialogue about movies and food. Seems they are spending alot of time together.

Luke actually spends 5 hours repairing things around Lorelai's house. Their scenes are cute with Luke admitting he forgot his drill (dirty!)

Episode: 19 Keg! Max!

Rory doesn't know that Jess isn't graduating.

The Max/Lorelai scenes occur when Lorelai gets involved with the grad nite booster meeting for Chilton.

yes, Lane tells her mom she's dating Dave, and yes, Lindsay is at the party. one of the reasons Dean punches Jess is because he insults Lindsay earlier in the party and then when he sees Rory, he just goes for it. as far as her reaction to the fight, it's not really described as far as I can recall.

Actually the Jess destructive storyline is the party fight in episode 19. But Jess, by not graduating, has pretty much destroyed his relationships with Luke and Rory.

jess and rory don't break up in ep 19. it ends with him leaving as the cops come and rory going to help a puking lane.

Max is in episode 19 for sure. He's probably in episode 22 as well; it makes sense since it's the big Chilton graduation and all.

The Independence Inn isn't gone, but it does have a lot of damage and they have to lay off a lot of people until it gets back on its feet.

There's a big party. The guy whose house the party is at is very protective of the house, and there are a few background scenes involving Hummel figurines, military collector plates, the "good towels" vs. the "swim towels", coasters, etc.

Lane and the band are playing at the party. The band is discussing their set list when some guys appear with a keg of beer. Lane is worried about it being legal, but Dave tells her that the guy who bought it apparently just turned 21. The other guys in the band seem surprised that Lane wasn't expecting this.

Young Chui is still hanging around, offering to help the band. Dave turns him down, but when Young Chui offers to get Lane some water, Dave gets sort of territorial and tells Young Chui that he should probably stay away from the band area. "There are a lot of cords and stuff and I don't want you to get electrocuted and die." As Young Chui leaves the area, Dave asks Lane why he's staying. Lane tells him that Young Chui doesn't have anywhere else to go, which doesn't make Dave happy.

Rory and Jess leave the kitchen and see Zack, Brian, and Dave (the guys from Lane's band) sitting on the staircase. There appears to be a problem. Rory asks them if they're ready to go on.

[later]

The band is about ready to start. They ask Rory to introduce them, so she goes to one of the mikes. "All right, now. Who wants to hear some tunes?" The crowd yells, ready to hear some tunes. Rory rambles on about the band and prepares to introduce them, but she realizes that she doesn't know their name. She asks the guys, and they give her two different answers ("The Chops!" "Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert!") Rory is confused, so she just yells something indecipherable into the mike.

After the band finishes playing, Rory congratulates them and says that they did a really good job. Zack and Brian start arguing about how Zack felt Brian's spit as they were singing together on the last song. Lane tells them just to be happy. "We played. We didn’t suck." Dave takes Lane aside.

[later]

Jess and Rory start making out on a bed in a random bedroom. She's into it, but when he moves on top of her she squirms away and tells him that she's afraid that someone might walk in on them. She asks him if this is how he pictured them together. He says that she came looking for him, so he figured she wanted it. She leaves, upset. As she runs off he calls out to her and tells her that she didn’t do anything wrong, but she doesn't hear him.

Rory isn't really angry at Jess because of their "bedroom encounter"; she's mostly concerned about him. When she tries to get him to open up, he pushes her away and yells at her.

Dean sees Rory and notices that she is visibly upset. He sees Jess and figures out why. Jess walks by the two of them standing at the bottom of the stairs and says something like, "Figures," at which point Dean punches him. They start fighting and it gets taken outside. Jess fights back, but there's no clear winner.

At the same time, Lane starts drinking beer and calls her mom, spilling the beans about the band and Dave and everything. Dave hangs up the phone for her. Lane ends up puking.

The party is trashed and the cops show up. Jess leaves without Rory, but she calls out to him.

Rory isn't willing to do "it" at some party in a random bedroom (which is where Jess tries to get it on).

Daniel wrote episode 19. Luke and Nicole spend the night at the Inn because Luke wants privacy and can't have it with Jess in the apartment. Lorelai offers a room at the Inn but is shocked when Luke takes her up on the offer.

Lane and the band plays at a big party which Jess and Rory attend. Jess is moody because he has to repeat his senior year, and thus can't take Rory to senior prom, which is for graduating seniors only. Jess and Rory start making out and he wants her to stay, but she leaves. Dean sees her and notices that she is visibly upset. He sees Jess and figures out why. Jess walks by the two of them and says something like, "Figures," at which point Dean punches him. They start fighting and it gets taken outside.
At the same time, Dave is annoyed that Young Chui is still hanging around. Lane starts drinking beer and calls her mom, spilling the beans about the band and Dave and everything. Dave hangs up the phone for her. Lane ends up puking.

Lorelai and Alex are still technically together, but she's trying to figure out the vibe between her and Max.

Shane's not in this episode.

Jess is upset because he's not graduating from high school. he finds out because he goes to buy prom tickets and they won't sell to him.

I guess it couldn't technically be considered a triangle with Dave/Lane/Young Chui, but Dave finds out from Lane that YC likes her alot so he does react. His reaction is what causes Lane to drink and subsequently call her mom.

Episode: 20 ??

Jess meets his dad.
Dave gets to take Lane to Prom.
Dean tells Rory that he's engaged to Lindsey.
Sookie and Lorelai get some info that may let them buy the inn that they want.
Jess leaves for California after saying goodbye to Rory.

Remember the inn that they first wanted, with that Fran woman who didn't want to sell? She dies, and Lorelai and Sookie spend the episode trying to figure out how they can ask the lawyers if they can buy the inn. They finally find out that they can.

Jess doesn't tell Rory that he's leaving. They're on the bus to Hartford. She gets off at the Chilton stop, and he stays on. After she gets off the bus, he pulls out his duffle bag.

We don't know why Jess is on the bus. It just looks like he's there to hang with Rory, but then he takes out his duffel bag.

Lindsey isn't pregnant. Rory is wondering the same thing you guys are ("Aren't they too young?"), and when she asks Dean about it, he tells her that if she doesn't have anything nice to say she should keep her mouth shut.

Characters
Lorelai:  Tells Luke of her dream that was shown in the season 3 premiere.

Rory:  She is accepted into Harvard, Yale and Princeton.  But will be attending Yale for a number of reasons.  We find her decision being made in episode 18.

Lane:  Lane and a boy named Young Chui exit the Kim house on the way to a school dance, with Mrs. Kim yelling warnings at them. Once she closes the door, they both breathe sighs of relief. Young Chui says that Mrs. Kim is just like his own mother, and they swap stories about how they deal with their relationships. Young Chui has a girlfriend, who he sneaks out to see whenever possible, and who he has convinced his parents is his chemistry partner who has no interest in men and a love of dim sum. Lane remarks that they are lucky they have each other to understand what they're each going through.  Lane's dad will be making an appearance.

Jess:  He will be leaving Stars Hollow at the end of the season.  We will be meeting his dad.  Jess will appear in a GG spin-off starting this fall (more info of spin-off in the Extras section).

Dean: Will not be back on GG next season.
Jared Padalecki, who plays Dean Forester on fellow Frog show "Gilmore Girls," has nabbed the coveted role in the WB's Par-produced "MacGyver" project a pilot for the 2003 fall season.

Dean is engaged to Lindsay.

Paris: She has sex with Jaime.  She also doesn't get accepted into Harvard.

Shane: Will be making an appearance soon.

Shane's return has been pretty much scrapped, but they've still got their eye on her.

Max: Will be making an appearance in episode 16.
Max will be around for the rest of Season 3.

Scripts  *you will need Adobe Acrobat to view them.
Episode 19: Keg! Max!

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» Fred Jr.
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Jim Hatlestad
» Mrs Slutsky
» Second Poe

Caps
none at the moment

Rumors
Nicole will be around next season.

Alex will be gone by the end of season 3.

Lorelai will be getting a new love interest for season 4 and he will possibly be a regular cast member.

Lane's new boyfriend is white, which Mrs. Kim doesn't like at all. She also hates his family, and so does everyone else in Stars Hollow. Someone leads a tirade against him.

As would be expected, Paris and Rory disagree as student body leaders, but band together when they must face off against the administration.

Babette suffers from heartbreak.


General/Extras
The last three episodes will mostly be on location.

We'll see Jess in Venice Beach.. he's practicing his skateboarding right now.

The Inn is gone, and it isn't.. there's been a lot of damage to it. Lorelai and Sookie are thinking more of opening a bed and breakfast.

They end filming on April 17th and go on hiatus for the summer.

Jess's dad will appear in Stars Hollow in episode 20 and in Venice Beach in episode 21

There's a possibility that Jess makes a phone call to Stars Hollow in the season finale.

When they shoot episodes 20 and 21 they will be shooting the scenes with Jess and Jimmy and those scenes are considered the "pilot". Normally the pilot is the first episode of the new season and consequently is not seen until the fall premiere. However this is different. If the spinoff is picked up the first episode next fall will be filmed in the summer.

As for the phone call, it is only a possibility at this point so there are no details about the content or if Jess will be seen.

Shane's return has been pretty much scrapped, but they've still got their eye on her.

The last episode of GG is all about Rory graduating from Chilton.  Episode 21 Jess leaves for Venice Beach.


Jess' dad isn't in episode 19.
oh, and Lane gets drunk and calls Mrs.. Kim, Dean punches Jess and Max is back. again.

Jess, from what I've heard, will do some pretty destructive things in an upcoming episode that will pretty much seal the coffin on the Rory/Jess relationship. No firm information to pass on yet, so that is why I won't go into details right now. It saddens me too, but as I've said before, I hope they support his behavior with reasons so that it will be easier to accept.
Originally the Jess/Jimmy storylines in Stars Hollow and Venice were to take place in episodes 18 and 21, but that was before they had trouble casting Jimmy. Now it is a wait-and-see situation.

Rob Estes and Sherilyn Fenn have been cast as Jimmy and Sasha in Jess's spin off.

Jess will be getting into a fight with Dean.  Something happens between Jess and Luke that also leads to Jess leaving.  GG ends with Rory graduating.  Jess is gone by then. 

Mr. Kim will be making an appearance soon.

They're having some problems casting Jimmy, so he won't be on until at least episode 21.
And regarding Shane, they did have her on "hold" for an episode, but the Jimmy thing is shaking things up and forcing them to change some things around. So she's a wild card at the moment.

Jess's Spin-Off

Jess will be getting a spin-off show of his own. So far the WB has ordered six episodes of the show, and then will decide if they want to make it a full season. Amy Sherman-Palladino is very heavily involved in the project. She has written the pilot episodes and plans on this being her new baby.

The spin-off will take place in the Venice Beach area of California where Jess goes to be with his father Jimmy. There are plans for crossovers with Scott's character and possibly Alexis'.

In episode 21 of Gilmore Girls this season, Jimmy arrives in Stars Hollow. Later Jess goes to Venice California to seek him out again. Jess's story in Venice is interspersed with Stars Hollow action in the last episodes of the Gilmore Girls season. Jimmy, Jess’ biological father, left Jess right after he was born and is described as a charming man, in his mid 30s to late 40s, with a past. He is just now getting his life together and is not sure how to be a father. His relationship with Jess is more like friends than that of father and son. Jimmy loves the beach and has just redone a vintage hot dog stand that is just opening and is ready for business.
From the script:

Jess is walking down the street, passing all of the usual fare: the sunglasses stands, the palm readers, the beaded jewelry makers on sitting on the pavement. He passes a bookstore and pauses to write down the name and address. Suddenly a sixteen-year old girl named Ivy (with long wild hair, a multi colored knit cap, tee shirt, shorts over tights with socks and Vans) shoves Jess down on the sidewalk. She yells at him for stepping on a painting that was on the ground. Jess doesn’t know what to make of this. Then a thirteen-year old boy named Chance (dressed very similar to Ivy, hands stained different colors, paintbrushes sticking out of his back pocket) runs up and sees his painting. Ivy becomes gentle and tries to comfort him while he tries to remember how what mixture he used to make the green paint. Jess asks if Chance made the painting, since it's a really good painting, and Ivy tells him to go away. "You know, you're pretty tough for someone dressed like Pippi Longstocking." Jess says. Ivy then sees Jess's backpack on the ground and picks up one of the books that has spilled out ("Ask the Dusk" by John Fante). She makes fun of the title and then refuses to give it back. Jess grabs the skateboard that she's holding and refuses to give it back until she gives him back his book. Jess is getting really pissed, and they yell at each other for a while. Jess then makes a move towards Ivy, but a boy (Skinner) suddenly jumps in front of him, blocking his path. Then other kids (Chuck, Tree, and Bob, a girl) appear from the stop of stairs, from behind buildings and trees. "Wow. It's Newsies." Jess says. Skinner replies, "And who pray tell be you?" Ivy tells the others that he stepped on Chance's painting and they all agree that it was really rude. Then they talk about Jess as though he's a dog. Jess says that he's tired of the Apple Dumpling Gang and asks for his book back. Then Ivy states that she's getting bored, hops on Skinner's skateboard, and heads off. Jess follows her on her board, and the three other kids follow. Jess and Ivy have a skateboard chase, through alleys and around tourists. Finally Ivy falls off of her board. Before she can make another break for it, Jess kicks away her board and then picks it up. As the three other kids arrive behind them, he asks for his book again.

Later, on the Boardwalk: Jess is standing in front of an apartment building. The number on the fence says "422", which matches a number he has written down on a piece of paper. After an internal struggle, Jess makes up his mind and starts to open the gate, but suddenly a bunch of mutts come running over, barking like maniacs. Jess jumps away from the gate. Not knowing what to do, he yells "Is anybody home?" from the sidewalk. A woman appears on the roof of the building and tells the dogs to pipe down. They stop barking immediately.
Sasha: You selling something?
Jess: No.
Sasha: So what can I do for you?
Jess: Does Jimmy Mariano live here?
Sasha: Does he owe you money?
Jess: No. He owes me a burger.
Sasha: What?
Jess: I'm his… Jess. I'm Jess.
Sasha: Jess...?
Jess: Jess Mari...
Two of the dogs start going at it.
Sasha: [to the dogs] Frodo! Back off! Now! [back to Jess] Sorry. What were you saying?
Jess: I just want to see Jimmy, okay?
Sasha: Hey, did you ever see the Wizard of Oz?
Jess: Yes.
Sasha: Remember when they went to the Emerald City and they rang the bell and the guy with the beard stuck his head out and they said that they wanted to see the Wizard and he said 'No,' and they said she's got the ruby slippers and he said 'Well that's a horse of a different color come on in,'?
Jess: Yes.
Sasha: Well, I'm the guy with the beard and I'm saying that no unless you can come up with the ruby slippers.
Jess: I'm his son.
Sasha: His son.
Jess: Yes. His son.
Sasha: [stunned] Well, that's a horse of a different color. Come on in.
Jess looks at the dogs still congregated on the other side of the gate.
Jess: Do they bite?
Sasha: Only those two.
Sasha disappears. Jess looks at the pack of yapping mutts.
Jess: [calling up] Which two? Hey! Which two?
Jess pushes the gate open, walks in, and stands on the patio. Sasha comes out of the bottom apartment. She apologizes, as she didn't know he was coming. Jess explains that he didn't plan it, he just followed up on an open invitation. She welcomes him and introduces herself as Jimmy's girlfriend. She also introduces the dogs (Angus, Chowder, Rufus, Legolas, Resputin, Jimmy Stewert, Mudhead, PawPaw, Jimmy Jam, Terry Lewis, and Spot). Sasha then tells Jess that Jimmy's not home, and he says that he'll go walk around for a while, but she asks him in and says that she'll call his work. He starts to decline but she's already going inside, so he follows her.

The place is small but colorful. Jess looks around the room very carefully, looking for clues about this guy who calls himself his father. So far he doesn't see any. Sasha goes into the kitchen and offers him some tea. Jess notices some cats sitting on the top of a bookcase, watching him.

Jess enters Jimmy's office, which is piled floor to ceiling on three sides with books. On the fourth wall are cases and cases of vinyl all in plastic all pristine. Jess has walked into heaven. He looks around in disbelief. He goes over to a desk cluttered with paper and magazines. There's a black and white photo of a hot dog stand right at the base of the pier. A plump happy family poses proudly in front of it. A banner reading "Dante's Inferno: the World's Greatest Hot Dog's Grand Opening" is hung above their heads. The logo is a large hot dog with a Satan's horns cape and a devilish grin. Under that picture are a series of pictures depicting the stand through out the years generally getting crummier and crummier as the years progress until finally the shell of the stand is there but it's a tee-shirt stand. Then another picture with Jimmy standing with his arm around an old man. A sign reading " Dante's Inferno Grand Re-Opening" hangs above their heads. And then several pictures of what looks like construction on the place are scattered around. Jess stares at the picture of Jimmy. Smiling happy. Next to a faded but still evil-looking hot dog.

Finally Jess tears himself away from the pictures and moves over to an armoire. He opens it and inside sees a small girl who looks like an owl sitting there, reading a book. She stares up at him with her huge eyes when Sasha enters the room. Sasha tells Lily (the girl) to put the books back in the armoire when she's done. She then asks Jess if he's ready, and they leave. Lily calls Jess back and tells him to shut the door of the armoire.

Jess and Sasha walk down the Boardwalk, making small talk about LA. Sasha tells Jess that Lily is her kid, but not Jimmy's. Sasha's surprised that Jess didn't know that Jimmy and she aren't married. Without missing a beat, Sasha makes comments to passerby; giving someone back their lost keys, offering to mend a pocket, telling a woman to "Give Reilly a kiss." She obviously knows a lot of people in the town. They arrive at the base of the Santa Monica Pier, and Sasha announces, "We're here."

In front of them stands the same Dante's Inferno hot dog stand that he saw in the black and white pictures and the other pictures around Jimmy's desk. It is completely restored with a very shiny tall devil dog standing ten feet tall. There's an awning and several tables set up in front. There's a roller blade and bike rental next door so there is a ton of activity around. Sasha asks the kid at the counter where Jimmy is, and they're directed to go around back. They go around the side of the stand. Sasha opens the side door and heads in. Jess hesitates for a second and then follows her.

If the spin-off is cancelled, there is a possibility that Jess will return to Stars Hollow.