Loralai: do you have any kind of holiday special? Something festive? 
Luke: I just got some grey poupon. That's French. ~Jenn

Lorelai: You'll have to entertain me until she arrives. OK, Burger
Boy, dance.
Luke: Will you marry
me? ~Cinnamon

Luke: I guess if you find the right person, you know, someone who's willing to put up with all your crap and doesn't want to change you or dress you, or, you know, make you eat French food, then marriage can be okay. but that's only if you find that person.

Luke: what about u? would u ever consider having another kid? Lorelai: oh, don't know how mush fun it would be without biology lab and a headgear, but sure, if I ever find the right person, another kid might not be so bad. ~ Rileigh

LUKE: Red meat can kill you. Enjoy. ~ Emma

Lorelai(to Luke): Backwards baseball hat. New look for ya.          ~ Sam

LUKE: You were right. I am in so far over my head that I can't see my own hat.
LORELAI: Try turning it around.
LUKE: It's the kind of lock burglars look for.
LORELAI: Why do burglars look for that lock?
LUKE: Because it's easy to break into. I proved that.
LORELAI: You proved that by...?
LUKE: Breaking in through the back door. ~ JavaJunkie187

LUKE: You were right. I am in so far over my head that I can't see my own hat.
LORELAI: Try turning it around. ~ Shannyn

LOR: Please Luke, please please please...
LUKE: How many cups have you had this morning?
LOR: None.
LUKE: Plus...
LOR: Five, but yours is better!
LUKE: You have a problem.
LOR: Yes I do.(Luke fills her cup)
LUKE: Junkie.
LOR: Angel. You;ve got wings baby. ~Paige

LUKE: You're not going to kill the bag boy.
LORELAI: Why not?
LUKE: It's double coupon day. You'll bring down the town. ~Chelsea

LUKE: (to Lorelai who is leaving) No tip?
LORELAI: Oh yeah--serve your customers.
LUKE: Here's another--don't sit on any cold benches. ~Alexis

LUKE: You want to know what this stuff does to your nervous system?
LORELAI: Do you have a chart? Because I love charts. ~Elisabeth

LORELAI: Oh look how he just handled those lemons.
LUKE: What are you talking about?
LORELAI: He threw them in the bag. Not tossed them or placed them but threw them like they meant nothing to him.
LUKE: They're lemons.
LORELAI: They're symbolic! ~Felicity

LUKE: I'm looking for my supply ledger.
LORELAI: Is it going well?
LUKE: It's going fine.
LORELAI: You have a sock on your shoulder, is it helping you look? ~Lana

LORELAI: You are stubborn.
LUKE: I'm stubborn?
LORELAI: Yeah you're stubborn.
LUKE: You're Miss Flexibility over here?
LORELAI: Hey I can be flexible.
LUKE: Please.
LORELAI: I can. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I'm totally flexible. ~Chloe

LUKE: Ow!
LORELAI: Luke, are you okay?
LUKE: Stupid box! Stupid lamp!
LORELAI: Hey Luke are you being attacked by your possessions again? ~Julie

LORELAI: No, it's not so bad. I'm lucky, I know. I just. . .I feel
like I'm never gonna have it. . .the whole package, you know?
That person, that couple life, and I swear, I hate admitting it because I fancy myself Wonder Woman, but. . .I really want it - the whole package.
LUKE: You'll get it.
LORELAI: How do you know?
LUKE: I know.
LORELAI: How do you know?
LUKE: Because I know, okay? I know. Now eat your donut. ~Lynn

Luke:You're an amazing woman.
Lorelai:Thank you for noticing. ~Sarah

LORELAI: This whole morning has been a little Twilight Zone-y.
LUKE: Or Outer Limits-y.
LORELAI: What?
LUKE: Great show, just as eerie, same era, but no one ever
references it.
LORELAI: Oh, I'm sorry, I don't speak geek. ~Allyson