Quotes
Quotes

Loralai: do you have any kind of holiday special? Something festive? 
Luke: I just got some grey poupon. That's French. ~Jenn

Lorelai: You'll have to entertain me until she arrives. OK, Burger
Boy, dance.
Luke: Will you marry
me? ~Cinnamon

Luke: I guess if you find the right person, you know, someone who's willing to put up with all your crap and doesn't want to change you or dress you, or, you know, make you eat French food, then marriage can be okay. but that's only if you find that person.

Luke: what about u? would u ever consider having another kid? Lorelai: oh, don't know how mush fun it would be without biology lab and a headgear, but sure, if I ever find the right person, another kid might not be so bad. ~ Rileigh

LUKE: Red meat can kill you. Enjoy. ~ Emma

Lorelai(to Luke): Backwards baseball hat. New look for ya.          ~ Sam

LUKE: You were right. I am in so far over my head that I can't see my own hat.
LORELAI: Try turning it around.
LUKE: It's the kind of lock burglars look for.
LORELAI: Why do burglars look for that lock?
LUKE: Because it's easy to break into. I proved that.
LORELAI: You proved that by...?
LUKE: Breaking in through the back door. ~ JavaJunkie187

LUKE: You were right. I am in so far over my head that I can't see my own hat.
LORELAI: Try turning it around. ~ Shannyn

LOR: Please Luke,
please please please...
LUKE: How many
cups have you had
this morning?
LOR: None.
LUKE: Plus...
LOR: Five, but yours
is better!
LUKE: You have a
problem.
LOR: Yes I do.
(Luke fills her cup)
LUKE: Junkie.
LOR: Angel. You;ve
got wings baby. ~Paige

LUKE: You're not
going to kill the bag
boy.
LORELAI: Why not?
LUKE: It's double
coupon day. You'll
bring down the town. ~Chelsea

LUKE: (to Lorelai who
is leaving) No tip?
LORELAI: Oh yeah--
serve your customers.
LUKE: Here's another-
-don't sit on any cold
benches. ~Alexis

LUKE: You want to
know what this stuff
does to your nervous
system?
LORELAI: Do you
have a chart?
Because I love charts. ~Elisabeth

LORELAI: Oh look
how he just handled
those lemons.
LUKE: What are you
talking about?
LORELAI: He threw
them in the bag. Not
tossed them or placed
them but threw them
like they meant
nothing to him.
LUKE: They're lemons.
LORELAI: They're
symbolic! ~Felicity

LUKE: I'm looking for
my supply ledger.
LORELAI: Is it going
well?
LUKE: It's going fine.
LORELAI: You have a
sock on your
shoulder, is it helping
you look? ~Lana

LORELAI: You are
subborn.
LUKE: I'm stubborn?
LORELAI: Yeah you're
subborn.
LUKE: You're Miss
Flexibility over here?
LORELAI: Hey I can
be flexible.
LUKE: Please.
LORELAI: I can. As
long as everything is
exactly the way I
want it, I'm totally
fexible. ~Chloe

LUKE: Ow!
LORELAI: Luke, are
you okay?
LUKE: Stupid box!
Stupid lamp!
LORELAI: Hey Luke
are you being
attacked by your
possesions again? ~Julie

LORELAI: No, it's not
so bad. I'm lucky, I
know. I just. . .I feel
like I'm never gonna
have it. . .the whole
package, you know?
That person, that
couple life, and I
swear, I hate
admitting it because I
fancy myself Wonder
Woman, but. . .I
really want it - the
whole package.
LUKE: You'll get it.
LORELAI: How do you
know?
LUKE: I know.
LORELAI: How do you
know?
LUKE: Because I
know, okay? I know.
Now eat your donut. ~Lynn

Luke:You're an
amazing woman.
Lorelai:Thank you for
noticing. ~Sarah

 

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